wood stood

An erection.

I have a wood stood. I'm ready.

by Ereck Flowers May 4, 2019

Ghetto Woods

A deragatory nickname of the "Meadow Woods" subdivision located in the southern part of Orlando, by the border with Osceola County. Located near SouthChase, this neighborhood is notorious for their raucous, ratchet residents.

I heard Jose lives in Ghetto Woods. Must be too poor to live in Hunter's Creek.

by TheLWord75 November 24, 2022

Wood stove

The act of forcibly inserting toothpicks, or small wooden pieces into the urethra.

Sure do miss having my wood stove.

by Bryinfalls September 25, 2025

morning wood energy

Portmanteau of "big dick energy" and "wood energy" (feng shui). Having so much sexual energy it transforms the entire room.

Fahrrad got morning wood energy like he gonna wake up and change the world.

by bextra December 15, 2020

Wiked Wood

When you and your buddies start a band but then end up in a circle jerk watching reruns of Seinfeld

Y'all wanna Wiked wood? Don't leave me hanging brother!

by Hulk Hoagie September 1, 2022

nathan allen wood

Someone with great dick game.

Nathan Allen Wood made me scream all night with that dick game.

by Swamp chic May 23, 2022

timmy wood

Usually a redneck that likes to drink beer. Pretty fun to hang out with until he gets drunk, then becomes annoying with repeating himself over and over. Normally he has a good personality but he always thinks its his way or the highway. The world does not revolves around him.

Ha, don't be a timmy wood, it often comes with a "six-beer from quere good time."

by thatguyhaha December 22, 2013