Molly Rage

Molly rage is when you woke up after doing MDMA all night with your friends at their farm and you have work at 11am. You think you can turn a new page, but Morelos burritos food cart is closed. Naturally, this throws you into an instant rage, partly fueled by your bewildered Molly afterglow and derangement from lack of sleep. Is this really happening to me!? Molly rage is often seen on Saturdays & Sundays. Seen rarely on Wednesdays.

Your jaw: clenched.
Your stomach: dry, hungry, but no appetite.
Eyes: bloodshot and moist simultaneously.
and nobody is your friend, yet your glow reminds you of the importance for human connections.
“I need a breakfast burrito from Morelos or I’m going into a Molly rage
“Everyone hates me. It’s probably because of my Molly rage last Sunday”
by Jnardooo August 27, 2023
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Rage Bait Artist

A rage bait artist is an individual whose entire online presence/personality is defined mostly by their topics or demeanor in which they incite rage by using intentionally provocative wording that is meant to further antagonize through manipulation tactics such as cherry-picking, red herring, or otherwise disingenuous logical fallacies meant to paint a particular narrative rather than the more complex truth.
"Did you see that video of a guy belittling sports he disagreed with? Another rage bait artist pushing for reactions he likes"
by HiddenVisage June 09, 2024
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raging splasher

1. Violent bowel movement that results in a toilet water enema
Jesus Christ my ass is soaked after that raging splasher.
by poophat July 13, 2017
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raging camel

It's when a girl arches her back so much that she resembles a camel and you stick your fist in her butt and your face it her twat and moo like a camel
I gave her a raging camel
by Billdickle August 23, 2017
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HoFIRe Rage

Rage associated with the suffering of HoFIRe.

It can be inwardly or outwardly directed.

In some cases, it can be seen as another form of verbal affection towards the 'Hot Female' in question.
The severity of the rage often corresponds with the passion felt.
1/ Inwardly Directed HoFIRe Rage:
"I am such a f**king dick! Oh my god! I can't believe I just said/did/behaved like such a f**king retard in front of that girl! Now she thinks I am a complete F**kwit! Argh!"

2/ Outwardly Directed HoFIRe Rage:
Argh! YOu are so f**king hot you are driving me crazy! I walked into a f**king tree! What are you doing to my goddamn brain?!"

3/ HoFIRe Rage as a form of verbal affection:
"My GOD you are so amazingly hot I just want to tear your face off and fry it in butter with garlic and onions!"
or
"Your are so cute I wanna rip out your f**king voice-box and stuff it in your eye socket!"

(NOTE: HoFIRe Rage is not a threat against anyones personal safety. It is merely verbal. If you feel HoFIRe rage and it becomes physical and you end up wanting to actually harm another person, you more than likely have a mental health problem and need to seek help.)
by Wyldside27 April 26, 2011
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raging beaner

A extremely activated boner that is usually used in a hot scenario.

Shall be used only when the receiving person does not understand the meaning of raging beaner.
Yo girl! I got a raging beaner right now man!

Girl: WTF IS THAT!?!?! Something is SUSSY here.
by Pissdemon47 May 22, 2024
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rage gap

A difference in age beyond which a romantic relationship between people of that age difference (or greater) is no longer socially acceptable, hence inducing rage. One "rage gap" is defined as 10 years of age difference.
There are three rage gaps between Mr. Brad and Becky. This could be problematic.
by Too Young September 10, 2020
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