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If I'd known you were coming, I'd have shaved my beard

Da "parody on da cake-baking saying" remark dat you smilingly say to a cute chick whom you've unexpectedly met somewhere, and you are savoringly pressing her soft warm palms against yer fuzzy cheeks.
I always love joking around about, "If I'd known you were coming, I'd have shaved my beard" wif pretty girls whom I befriend; said humorous remark always gets da biggest amused giggle-fits outta dem.
by QuacksO October 22, 2023
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walls have eyes and ears

an expression meaning

even if you want to keep something a secret, someone, somehow, somewhere, will eventually find out.
son: dad, what does the expression" walls have eyes and ears" mean?

father: it means " shut up and stop talking to yourself, because if you talk to yourself, others, without you even realizing it, will get useful, useful to themselves I mean, information out of you short-handed, which means you can't keep a secret if you talk to yourself.
by Sexydimma June 21, 2012
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Cosmic activity in the financial area of your chart will encourage you to back up those big ideas you’ve been having with time, energy and money. The more you are willing to invest in yourself the more you will get back in return SO FUCK OFF OR GET KILLED
Cosmic activity in the financial area of your chart will encourage you to back up those big ideas you’ve been having with time, energy and money. The more you are willing to invest in yourself the more you will get back in return SO FUCK OFF OR GET KILLED
mugGet the Cosmic activity in the financial area of your chart will encourage you to back up those big ideas you’ve been having with time, energy and money. The more you are willing to invest in yourself the more you will get back in return SO FUCK OFF OR GET KILLEDmug.

have a beautiful day!

A way for gang members to let each other know police is on a way to them (as goons don't usually tell each other to have a beautiful day); it's usually for dealers, to warn someone and not to be charged for helping for aiding. Often used in west and northside of florida. (usually "you too" is ask for help to escape)
- Ay; you 'bout to have a beautiful day, homie
- Aight, thanks g;

- Something stopped me otw; i'll catch you later, have a beautiful day!
- Shit; thanks for letting me kno'

- Have a beautiful day!

- you too
- be there in 5
by howallnicknamesaretaken March 22, 2023
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You have channel haha

You really have channel? fmh
"You have channel haha"
by Baguettemaster4 January 26, 2021
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