human roulette

When 5 or more men of different races cum in a jar and then inject the semen into the a female's pussy, thus not knowing who is the father and race.
Hey man you going to the game on Saturday?
- Nah man I gotta do a human roulette that day.
by wakeup_julian September 24, 2020
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Human Beanbag

When someone is morbidly obese. Making them look like a fleshy beanbag.
That boy was so fat, he looked like a human beanbag!
by Chocolate Monkey69 July 12, 2018
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Human Copying Machine

A highly trained person that wastes their time having to copy the same data across multiple systems, because:
1. the systems are not connected
2. people refuse to look at the single source of truth and want it in the specific place they look.
The human copying machine becomes frustrated at the waste of time and energy copy/pasting the same data/story when the priority should be focused on helping the customer.
by troll3193 February 06, 2023
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Human Copying Machine

A highly trained person who wastes their time copying and pasting the same information in multiple locations because:
1. The systems are not interconnected.
2. Leadership and key contributors refuse to look at the SSOT (single source of truth) and each want it provided through a different channel
3. You are required by management to post it in multiple places hoping anyone will view it.
The human copying machine could be doing so much more for our customers if they were wasting time.
by troll3193 February 06, 2023
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Human Capri Sun

Using a mans natural protein as a form of performance enhancer.
When it's time for her 10th protein shake of the day so she grabs your ankles,holds you upside down and gives you the human capri sun by sucking the nut right out of you.
by IntoTheGrimm May 05, 2022
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Humaneous

Different type of group of persons usually humanoid bi-pods
Yeah mate there’s one thing chatting g about humanity what about the Humaneous sorts who are allowed to exist too
by Silky June 09, 2022
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Human Red Carpet

A team of midgets it red morph suits let you step on them where you go
“HIGHLY recommend this whole ‘Human Red Carpet’ thing. I just feel so superior walking on red carpet wherever I go.”
by Futt Bucker69 September 27, 2020
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