drive a moose

To drive a moose is to take a dump, but then drive it up someone else's ass, so they can punch a moose later on.

To punch a moose is to take a shit. My friend was constipated, so after I punched a moose, I took my shit and drove it up their ass. This is called to drive a moose. A few minutes later, they were successfully able to unload their bowels and later that night, they gratefully thanked me in private.

by Moose Driver October 13, 2013

drivesturbation

Masturbating while driving

I was getting tired on a long drive so I engaged in drivesturbation to help wake myself up.

by Clemchowder November 10, 2013

drive yourself away

a nicer, more polite way of telling someone to gtfo and get lost-in combination and at the same time

Since gtfo by itself is too boorish rude to use, and get lost doesn't cut it anymore because most people have cars, it would probably be more appropriate to use the term drive yourself away; people can drive away from a given situation faster than they can physically 'get lost' by simply walking away.

by Sexydimma January 4, 2014

dried-helmet

A dried-helmet is when you have a wet dream or ejaculate, then semen dries in or over the urethra causing you to spray or miss direct a stream of piss.

I went to take a piss this morning but I had a dried-helmet, I had to clean that shit up before my girlfriend sat in it. Again

by Chase Lewis white January 26, 2014

Drive-by-snozzing

When your dog comes and wipes its nose accross your body, and or arms and legs, getting its boogers all over you.

I was a victim of a-drive by-snozzing

Doggy, you have me a drive-by-snozzing.

by Alexalilly October 9, 2014

Driveway Ornament

a) a car that is so expensive, you wouldn't dare drive it; instead you just showcase it to the rest of the neighborhood in your driveway.

b) a car that is such a bucket, that you've given up on it, so it just sits gathering rust, vermin, and the occasional stoner.

a) My neighbor bought a new Mercedes-Benz S65 AMG last year. I swear, the car hasn't moved since he drove it home from the dealership back in May. I swear, it's become a Driveway Ornament.

b)
Guy 1: Hey, is that your Dad's Impala outside?
Guy 2: yeah, but it doesn't work anymore.
Guy 1: has it achieved Driveway Ornament status yet?
Guy 2: most definitely, bro.

by ManWhoDrivesAnAcura January 8, 2015

drivesterbating

To masturbate while driving, or when your'e stuck in traffic and you need some pleasure.

Driver 1 (in car with window open) : *drivesterbating*

Driver 2 (in other car) : WTF?

Driver 1: Hey wtf you lookin at

by Calvin0101 May 18, 2014