dead to rights 

When Brad's got you really good, and there's no longer a way out of a situation. You're in his crosshairs.

Me: "Mom and I went for ice cream last night, and it was delicious, however when I got home I spilled some on my rug"
Brad: "I was with your Mom last night, so we know that wasn't ice cream on the rug."
Me: "Shit. Brad's got me dead to rights."

dead to rights by mybusinesscardsaysfuckme August 4, 2022

Dead Frog 

when that bitch lay there on her back doing nothing when u getting nasty

"dude i fucked Monica, that bitch is a dead frog"

Dead Frog by MackRoss August 15, 2022

Dead Cheeks

So serious you put it on the turd cutter

“Bro I’m dead cheeks rn I pipes that 10 over there”

Dead Cheeks by homelessbozo August 31, 2022

Dead Weight 

Lucas Galway, Lord Inquisitor, and Captain of the Guards, one of the main characters from Candy Klobbing Chronicles D&D campaign.

,,Oh for fuck's sake captain...''

,,Come on everyone, we need to help our Captain before he get's himself killed!'' -Triboulet, Mage of the group
,,LUCAS GO, YOURE JUST A DEAD WEIGHT!'' -Player referencing Lucas

Dead Weight by $0u\\3$$ September 4, 2022

DEAD.PNG

An insane cod player who god shits on Monsterpng in 1v1’s

Dead.png is hot

DEAD.PNG by Urdadsashes October 8, 2022

Dead pig

old vagina

Man, your Grandma has one Dead pig

Dead pig by PointingatmyBALLZ October 18, 2022

Dead cat

Old vagina

Man, Jacobs grandma has one Dead cat

Dead cat by PointingatmyBALLZ October 18, 2022