A middle-age man, who deems fit to wear a skirt or sarong in the heat of summer. Often has tendancies towards new-age philosophy and is prone to embarrassing his children by sitting with his legs akimbo.

Why is your dad dancing like that?

Oh, he's a sarong dad.

sarong dad by messyqueen October 4, 2010

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The Dad Jean

A phenomenon in which all dads wear there same acid wash jeans from the 80's-early 00's. No mothers wear the mom jean anymore, they only wear sweatpants, hence the dad jean. All jeans must all be must be atleast 5 years old.

Person 1 (Talking to her husband/boyfriend): Honey, you have to get some new jeans, they're looking pretty worn!

Person 2: No they're not, they look perfectly fine!

Person 1: No, they look to old now, they've turned into the dad jeans.

The Dad Jean by ThroughtheLookingGlasses May 27, 2011

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rad dad bod

A person with the figure of a middle aged father, commonly with a beer gut. This may also include poorly kept facial hair.

Sure you'll work out. Dad you've had a rad dad bod for years and that won't change.

rad dad bod by Heating ice for water June 11, 2015

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Side Dad

The patriarch of your side piece's family.

Pedro has been hanging out with his Side Dad more often than his own father. Last week he took the whole side family to the zoo and bought them all orange sherbet push ups.

Side Dad by mooseshadows August 9, 2016

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