Desert ass 

That uncomfortable, dry, itchy, sandpapery feeling crust on the inside of your butt cheek after you take a huge dump.

Similar to swamp ass, only if a swamp was dry and filled with cacti.

"Johnny has Desert ass"

Desert ass by dino spahhmonie March 12, 2008

desk ass 

the flatting of ones ass after long periods of sitting, usually at a desk. hard, unpadded chairs usually do it. being on the computer for hours can cause it as well

after two weeks of sitting at her computer, Julie had total desk ass; it was flat as a pancake

desk ass by shaunaofhobo April 20, 2008

Desarey Jasso 

She's the one and Only! Rocks your socks off makes your heart skip beats kind of girl. She always has something do do. You can find her with X's on her hands at concerts, rockin out or making others rock out. Or in the gym working out, doing her ninja gymanstic flips, or some where dancing & singing her little heart out. Miss Des is down for what ever! She's THE Go-to girl. Also goes by 'Jukebox' or Tinkerbell she's fun size. This just over 5ft little athletic girl has blow in the wind brownish hair like a Rockstar, breath-taking eyes, and a smile to die for. Now that's just the outside, think that's something? She's even more beautiful on the inside. She'll put the light in your day and the moon and stars in your night! Crazziest girl around but when you need a TRUE friend she's Always around. Tells the truth and makes you see LIFE for the first time. Just dont mess with her and you'll be fine. There's actually NO definition for her she's indescribale. The only way to know of such person is to meet her yourself. And if you dont know this girl, i am truly sorry.

"What is something to do? I knoww! Let's call Desarey!"
"Who would ever even think about doing that? let's see, we know...Desarey."
I feel so down right now, where's Desarey?
What are some upcoming concerts or things to do? You call Desarey.
Whats life without that girl Desarey Jasso?

Desarey Jasso by Witness sidekick 2 June 7, 2009

desert theory 

a theory of punishment that is retributive in nature and involves giving out a punishment that the offender deserves, without considering other factors, such as rehabilitation.

Also known as 'just deserts.'

Judge Tough does not believe in rehabilitation -- he only subscribes to the desert theory of punishment.

desert theory by JustDeserts November 26, 2010

Desk 

A challenging game involving commonly used stationery, cutlery, crockery, point-of-sale material, or anything else found on or around desks. Extreme desk can involve items found elsewhere in the office, which allow you to carry out a desk based move.

That game of desk blew my Shatners bassoon.

Desk by DeskIt July 28, 2011

Desti-edging

When a television series intentionally edges fans by delaying the consummation of a highly popular ship for an inordinate length of time, usually spanning at least several seasons and making it almost painful for the ship's fans to watch those characters interact. Term originates from the popular ship destiel, which is comprised of the characters Dean Winchester and Castiel.

Supernatural has been desti-edging fans of the relationship between Dean Winchester and Castiel for over a decade.

Desti-edging by GirlyFanOfSciFi December 13, 2019

gentrivacation destination 

every cool ski resort, ski town, or surf spot (among other vacation type places): Yuppies and super rich retiring baby boomers invade in a seemingly endless parade of bright red spyder jackets and fur coats. They are transported by huge 2mpg SUVs (Hummers and Escalades seem to be their choice, the bigger after market chrome rims and bling the better) that will never go offroad and are only there to compensate for a small penis or to look hip to the younger skiers and snowboarders living in these towns who usually have to wait on their pompous asses to afford a season pass and crappy housing at whatever resort town or cool beach front is being taken over. This is quickly followed by the cutting down of aspen trees or using TNT to blow out cliffs to build 8000-10000sq ft McMansions and Garage Mahals that will be used 2 months out of the year,destroy tons of natural resources and animal habitats, and drive the price of living (and ski passes) through the roof.

Now that there is no land left in Vail, Sun Valley, and Jackson Hole, Fucking SoCal and Texas dickheads make Park City their new gentrivacation destination of choice.

gentrivacation destination by NeverSummerRyder June 28, 2006