Depressive Episode

The time it takes you to finish rewatching Bojack Horseman.

Thank god this is the last episode, my depressive Episode, was awfully long this time

by YumYum22 February 13, 2024

depressing jerk

depressing jerk

you depressing jerk

by bacon1478 April 24, 2024

repressions

@repressions, the sexiest nigga on discord, sexiest tag on earth and also richest mf out there.

person1: repressions is so hot and sexy

person2: i strongly agree.

by sexylies July 5, 2024

Despression

A terrible state of mind. The long-lingering effects of desperation and depression all at once. First felt after being blind-sighted with a job loss or a long-term relationship break-up. One minute you are panicked, the next you are in tears.

Marcus: "Hey, what's the matter with Billy? He's not getting back to me about tonight's game."
Willy: "Oh, cut him some slack. His girlfriend broke up with him last week and he's upset one minute, and then constantly calling her the next."
Marcus: "Oh, say no more. Bro's got a bad case of despression."

by GenXJenX September 22, 2024

depresso

When the Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf makes your espresso wrong on purpose because they are just that evil. You now have do deal with a salty espresso because they kicked you out.

I hate this Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf location! They made my order wrong. Guess I have to deal with this depresso :(

by NessPlays64 February 11, 2025

Depressing

All dark blue and shit.

This is depressing, dude.

by Your father-in-law, Bob March 21, 2025

passive-depressive

Passive-depressive(noun): The state of being passively depressive

"I'm not saying I want to kill myself, BUT GOOD LORD ALMIGHTY do I want to kill myself!! HAHAHAHAHAHAH this a joke. see how its a joke and not me being genuinely suicidal isnt this hilarious??? ahhahahagahahahahfuck"

"... bro quit being passive-depressive and admit you need help for the wellbeing of everyone around you please"

by queefmaster5000 July 8, 2017