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Dad:

Son: please come back dad i miss you

by pagenotfound March 30, 2022

Dead Beat Dad

Vergil the Main Antagonist
of the Devil May Cry franchise.

the ultimate dead beat dad

who doesn't pay child support & evades his parental responsibilities

"He's your father" -Dante

by Nero Sparda July 25, 2022

Dad

A sexist and a pedofile

Dad: Son, come here
Son: Ok what is OH NO NOT THE BASEMENT
Dad: Yes, u have done something ILLEGAL U LITTLE SHIT

by Ur mom gay. February 25, 2020

Dad

a piece of shit, feces, fecal matter, garbage, or waste. they normally don't care about your feelings instead care about having a "perfect child" because they are selfish.

fuck off dad no one loves you go fuck a raccoon or something you literal piece of garbage.

by daed meat February 1, 2021

dad wings

The fat that overhangs from the front of your dad’s stomach like two baby’s butt cheeks

Guy at the gym-“Damn, those are some gnarly dad wings!”
Your dad- “Yeah, I gotta do some aerobics to burn it off”

by TheGrandMansa June 8, 2021

Your Dad

got milk

Your dad went to get milk then when he came back you won the lottery.

by The Generic One May 19, 2022

Kyles Dad

This is something that is not real. It's left when Kyle was 2.

"Hey whats something thats fake"
"What"
"Kyles Dad"

by BOFA Research FoundationTM October 3, 2018