Cum Sandwich

This is the every day diet of a chode with lips also known as Ajit Pai

Ajit Pai: I'm hungry, hmm, what about a cum sandwich!!! yes!!! that would be delicious * proceeds to jizz in bread

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Cum Busket

OH GODDAMMIT I GOT GARANDTHUMB YOU CUM BUSKET

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Tricking a girl into thinking your gonna bust.

"Ohhh, Ohhh, I think im gonna cum" Says jimmy.

"PULL OUT!" says samantha

"HA HA, JUST KIDDING, YOU JUST GOT CUM BAITED" says jimmy

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A couch or sofa soiled by numerous ejaculations.

Hold up, don't sit on that cum couch unless you want to get pregnant.

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the armour made from having to much fun last night

+ 69 light armour

(muffled video game chat)

MOM: starts screaming
Person 1: did MOM find the cum armour
person 2:yep there goes my light armour to fuck the bully

cum armour by frozen cum September 22, 2021

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When someone with an innie belly button down a ejaculated onto, filling their belly button with seamen.

ED: Wow! Looks like someone’s got a cum lake.

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the act of ejaculating in a napkin and throwing it at someone

i hit that kid with a cum bomb bigger than heroshima

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