sweating like a fat girl's crack
sweating like a fat girl's crack by Rory1984 January 2, 2007
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what the frick-frack snick-snack paddy-wack diddly-dack crack-pot slap biofeed back-pack slap thumbtack sidetack tic-tac
it basically means "what the fuck" but funnier since if you get cut mid-sentence, you have to start over, making it 2x funnier than it was before, because that's how broken my humor is.
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jack in the crack
Submitting this because all the definitions are wrong. This term originated back in the 90's when Jack in the Box made national news from a bunch of stores getting people sick with E. Coli bacteria, which is basically from shit contamination. Hence, Jack in the Crack was born.
jack in the crack by Jathra September 25, 2020
office crack
Fictitious substance that makes light of the way some office personnel can be so intellectually lacking while being so self-righteously believing themselves to be of a superior intellect to others outside the office environment.
The memo from product development to manufacturing indicating the resolve of a problem that never existed reeks of office crack.
office crack by critter getter September 18, 2007
virtual crack
1. World of warcraft. Essentailly, it is crack on a disc. It trashes the lives of millions of people who play it. The "WoW" addicts are similar to actual crack addicts in that they can't help but keep paying the $15 fee every month for access to some online network in which most will spend hours or even days a week, taking a "trip" to some false land where they find an alternative to normal life. It is a serious epidemic plaguing the entire world.
WoW Addict: "Common, man, hook me up with one more, more, one more month of play!"
Game store clerk: "OK, it's $30 for a 2 month card."
WoW Addict: "Are you seri- serious man?! I already wasted all my, my money on buying virtual gold and paying monthly fees!"
It's virtual crack
Game store clerk: "OK, it's $30 for a 2 month card."
WoW Addict: "Are you seri- serious man?! I already wasted all my, my money on buying virtual gold and paying monthly fees!"
It's virtual crack
virtual crack by Anonyms. February 6, 2007
fair crack of the whip
Australian colonial term meaning to give someone a fair chance or cut them a break.
Probably derived from when the original convict Australians were whipped with a "cat o nine tail" for any old indiscretion whether deserved or not...
Probably derived from when the original convict Australians were whipped with a "cat o nine tail" for any old indiscretion whether deserved or not...
Woman: Get out of my bed!
Man: Why?
Woman: Because you are not performing to my expectations softy!
Man: Fair crack of the whip! I'm drunk! ....Mumble mumble... Crazy Sheila.....
Man: Why?
Woman: Because you are not performing to my expectations softy!
Man: Fair crack of the whip! I'm drunk! ....Mumble mumble... Crazy Sheila.....
fair crack of the whip by Pertinentsnsuch February 14, 2014