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blubber-bean 

Does it really need a definition? u get everything about it from its name. Its a bean. Made of blubber. A blubber-bean. God knows what genious made that up. Usually feasted on by mr and mrs walrous and other such blubbery-sea mammals. If implanted into an animals left eye.A blubber-tree will grow. many blubber-pods grow on these trees, these then magicaly turn into cacti and then dissolve. The matter left from this is a blubber bean. The whole cycle then starts again. Of course, if there is a nearby eye.
Hey, i grew a blubber tree today!
Oh cool! what flavour?
Blubber you idiot!
Find a nice eye for it?
Yeah its ok i guess.I named my tree Janice you know.
My, what a pretty name! What about the blubber-bean?
POTATO!
blubber-bean by Lewis Palmer August 20, 2006
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queef-bean 

a bean that queefs
"Margolis, your such a queef-bean!"
queef-bean by sam56sha56 October 19, 2008
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Mean Bean 

1. n. A term for a woman's clitoris when she is turned on.
2. n. An actual Ladyboner

see: n. Bean
see: n. Ladyboner
Woman: "Whew, I woke up with a mean bean when I had that dream about Channing Tatum making out with Brad Pitt"

Me: "Ew."
Mean Bean by Tubbles April 24, 2014

chalupa bean 

the clitoris, especially when visible through tight pants
She had such a bad camel toe that I could even see her chalupa bean!
chalupa bean by Juke Joint Jezebel September 28, 2005

roll the bean 

An event that takes place yearly at Jellybeans Super Skate Center located in Cary, North Carolina where hundreds of kids come to roll the inside of the skating rink.
Dude, we are going to the roll the bean and TP the whole place!
roll the bean by JBZZZ August 24, 2006

Bush's Bean Tooth 

Bush's Bean Tooth is a disease found commonly in the plain folk of the lower regions of the United States. Tennessee, Alabama, and Mississippi were hit the hardest with nearly 65% of Tennessee residents infected. Bush's Bean Tooth, or BBT as it's better known, is caused by lack of nourishment which in turn causes the body to turn the teeth into beautiful delicious beans that can be used for consumption in emergency situations. Dr's maintain BBT is somehow linked to Pol Mol cigarettes, beef jerky, and moonshine.
Those who deal with Bush's Bean Tooth in public often hear shouts from passersby of "Roll that beautiful bean footage!"

I didn't know the guy had Bush's Bean Tooth before I punched him in the mouth. It was like watching a guy spit out a mouth full of bean soup.
Bush's Bean Tooth by Martin J McFly September 23, 2011

jelly bean

natlie is a jelly bean
jelly bean by Anonymous May 2, 2003