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ingrown virgin

A woman who, no matter how hard she tries, cannot get laid.
"Why is it that no one sees how available I am? Why isn’t it clear that I don’t choose to be an ingrown virgin?" (from the book "Superior Women" by Alice Adams

"I hear she's the worst ingrown virgin in the village" (from the Play "The Enemies of a Bishop" by Christopher Isherwood & WH Auden)
by Davy Andy January 11, 2022
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virgin

A basement dweller with no future who sits on their greasy disgusting ass that hasn't been showered in fucking months, stuffs their face with Cheetos, and plays Fortnite all god damn day.
Person 1: Did you hear about Bob? He's been skipping school to play video games.
Person 2: What a fucking virgin. Disgusted.
by HateVirgins123 December 3, 2018
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Virgin eclipse

An obscuring of the light due to one larger virgin, obstructing the passage of light shone by a smaller virgin and the original source of virgin illumination
Far out, Adham just walked in front of Bonar.

"That's a virgin eclipse"
by Stooker October 13, 2017
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Sober virgin abstinent

A human, who does not lie about not drinking alcohol, not consuming drugs, and doesn't fornicate with street trash and peasantry before marriage with commons street urchins.
I always assumed to gain a princess like Paige Bueckers, one had to commit to being a sober virgin abstinent.
by ApolloX*12 August 20, 2024
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Virgin

Me
I’m a virgin we’re pretty rare
by To hxt to haxndle April 16, 2022
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Virgin

Person 1 sees a guy walking a dog who vapes
Person 1 to Mother "What a fucking virgin"
by memebigboy69 May 8, 2018
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Virgin

People who have mohawks
Dude, joe is such a virgin
by Joes daddy December 22, 2020
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