Pear o' balls

The testicles. A pear(scrotum) of balls(testicles), also a pear(pair) of balls.

Damn, she kicked his pear o' balls!

You'd have to have a big pear o' balls to do this shit!

That porn actor has a big pear o' balls!

by Nobli May 26, 2023

skin-o-clock

statement said after a person asks for the time from a watchless person

Man1: Do you have the time?
Man 2: (Looks at watchless wrist) Its skin-o-clock.

by sweetnycandy July 21, 2011

Colorado o' clock

9:33

It’s Colorado o' clock ! Time to jerk off!

by Memeicide November 24, 2021

O-Shit Face

The priceless facial expression and body movement accompanied by an innocent retail shopper before they exit a store with their paid merchandise, only to be rudely and obnoxiously stopped by the store's alarm which probably only sounded because they had half paper clip in their back pants pocket. Also known as the O-Shit Face.

Sally was just leaving the store when she triggered the store's alarm. She immediately dropped her bags and the baby, mouthing "Oh shit". She also pee'd a little bit.

The clerks along with every customer in the store laughed at her as she slowly turned around, revealing her O-Shit Face.

by improblynaked June 20, 2009

crotch-o-diles

Like crabs only WAY worse!!!

*scratching pubes furiously*
"CHRIST THESE CROTCH-O-DILES ARE KILLING ME!"

by archer-oh-yea March 13, 2010

Type O Negative

A rare type of blood - the very first one mankind had - so the one the cavemen had in them.

It's also the blood anyone can have put into there system in emergency.

Crisis - there's a carcrash posse in A&E - anyone got any Type O Negative

by The Mamma with the Quan December 11, 2007

piece o' crap

1. One small turd.

2. An adjective describing a wide array of objects including Microsoft computers, Zune media players, and American automobiles.

Person 1: This Ford FI-50 is really a piece o' crap.

Person 2: True that. A bit just snapped off in my hand.

by The Culture Bandit May 15, 2009