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Dirty Hairies

A lot of people may wonder if Harris Teeters (AKA Hairy Teeters, Hairy Teeth (Hairy Teethers) or Even a Hairy Tooth (Hairy Toothers) are the same things as Hairy Deuters (Thou Shalt Not Deuteronomy), Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots), Hairy Dooters and Hairy Doots. No, but they are similar in the fact that Hairy Dooters (AKA Hairy Doots) resemble 5th assholes covered in black hair that can appear anywhere on your body and Harris Teeters along with Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots) are like 5th hairy nipples that can do the same.

In some extreme cases, you may have everything from the Dirty Hairies and the Hairy Canaries down to the Dirty Cahooters and the Wooly Babullies, Doodie Croutons, Dut Cracks and the whole nine yards.

Dairy Nipples and Nairy Dipples are fifth hairless nipples that can grow anywhere on your body. These are a lot like Hairy Dooters & Hairy Deuters (AKA Hairy Doots which are fifth hairy assholes) and Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots which are fifth hairy nipples), only the latter ones listed here just so happen to produce hair, not so unlike a Harris Teeter.
"Thou shalt not forsake my dirty hairies under a rug!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 27, 2023
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dirty knob

Any male who frequents a glory hole whilst infected with gohnorrhea
We were all having a good time at the Bent Spoon last night until the dirty knob showed up and got us all sick
by sudowooodo October 11, 2022
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Dirty rajan

A man who likes to butt fuck anyone or anything
Did you see that stripper they seemed a bit like a dirty rajan
by Maddie_jaine July 8, 2023
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Dirty Dog

the resulting object of one ejaculating into a firm sock, eating it, then shitting it out.
Johnathan left a dirty dog in my pillowcase
by HavilMusic June 10, 2018
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Dirty Jasper

When a Miku fan-boy with an extremely, abnormally large chin penetrates the woman in her vagina with his chin and she cums on his bottom lip
"aw fuck bro, i did a dirty jasper last night and i can still taste the cream on my lip"
"damn bro hevy tha feel sowy 4 ye"
by The Sasageyo Cunt June 7, 2022
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DIRTY Chrissie

"Man we got really drunk and did the dirty Chrissie."
by Your best friend 131 September 12, 2021
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dirty Kakashi

When you sneak up behind someone, form the tiger hand sign, and shove your four fingers (2 index and 2 middle) into someone's anus.
My girlfriend was bent over and when I noticed she wasn't wearing panties, I gave her a dirty Kakashi.
by Kakashi_Shishio March 26, 2023
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