hug a duck day

April 9th, national hug a duck day in England, Norway, and Iceland. In previously mentioned countries, you must hug at least one duck on April 9th, or suffer consequences such as the death penalty, or up to 40 years in jail, depending on what other fowl have been hugged.

"Hey, I heard Betty forgot to hug a duck on hug a duck day"
"Yeah, she's dead now."

by ducklover9009 April 9, 2021

International cum in a bucket day

On March 9th, y'all must cum in a bucket as it is international cum in a bucket day

Tomflynn: you know what day it is?
Mick: nah?
Tomflynn: it's international cum in a bucket day!
Mick: damn!

by Dingleflap69420 March 8, 2021

Grab WAY more ass day

April 14th Is grab way more ass day! You thought we were done? NOPE think again

Yo! Today is Grab way more ass day!

by makingbabies625 April 13, 2019

National Grab Ass Day 2

April 15 is National Grab Ass day 2
Single or Taken u grab Ass

I participated in National Grab Ass Day 2 it was a blast ~ Kairos

by Silvia Johnson April 12, 2019

olivia day

kiss an olivia today! or if you can’t show her how much you love her with a paragraph!

today is national olivia day! let’s show her how much i love her

by olga trollga November 1, 2020

days of your

Refers to one or more fondly-looked-back-on periods in one's life when his waking hours were his to do with as he pleased, rather than having other humans with authority over him dictate how he spent his time.

Young children often bemoan da loss of their "days of your" once they have to start going to public school and thus have their free time to play and relax drastically reduced. Perhaps this issue could be greatly alleviated if we'd give some of John Holt's ideas on education a try.

by QuacksO September 26, 2022

more beach days

Ryan Miller large juicy wiener in my mouth

All I want for Christmas is more beach days

by Muff8907 December 22, 2021