Dick Clip

A clip for a gun that is a “dick” because it’s long and sticks out

Keep the glock wit a dick clip

by ohka October 16, 2020

tension dick

when you get scared af n yo dick get hard

“ts just gave me a tension dick

by bigpapi55 October 14, 2023

Avocado Dick

An efficient dick that is naturally abundant in girth pertaining to the shaft and nut sack. The negative being a short length that underwhelms the user.

“Yo’ James how was sex with Dylan? Damn, it was great, he got a real AVOCADO DICK! “

by eflexalot January 4, 2020

Dick Vision

/dik ˈviZHən/
Noun
When a man is wanting sex (thinking with his dick) so badly that all people look more attractive.

Joseph Joestar is so horny that he has dick vision going on.
Joseph Joestar got that dick vision.

by Schilp June 4, 2022

dick sass

A term for when a man is giving sass but also being a dick. It can be said to males or females, but when directed at a person of the male species, it also refers to a man giving sass/ speaking through his dick (and no one wants that)

I don’t appreciate your dick sass Jake

by Incline69 September 7, 2021

Dick/Brain parallel

Not a parallel.

Hym "And the reason it's not actually parallel is thus: If you take me and a fat-cock and you cut both of our dicks off... One of us changes and the other does not. Also know as the dicktelligence false equivalence, the Dick/Brain parallel is not real."

by Hym Iam March 2, 2025

Dwarf Dick

A below average male penis yet is abnormally thick, derived from the traditional fantasy Caricature of the Dwarf who are usually shorter than your average human yet are incredibly strong and muscular

Girl 1: "My boyfriend has a telephone pole dick, he's got length but it really doesn't tickle my clit."
Girl 2: "Huh, my boyfriend has a Dwarf Dick, not the longest but he's so thick I'm afraid he's going to tear me apart by just entering"

by Benisrlyhappy February 26, 2020