Dick Pussy

1). A rather ridiculous name.

2). Dick Pussy is one interesting man. He takes nobody crap and has everyone’s address and phone number. A man to not be trifled with, is rather similar to his brother Dock Pussy, but you must not get them mixed up.

Random Man: “Oh my goodness, is that Dock Pussy?”
Random Lady: “Oh Christ, that’s not Dock, that’s Dick Pussy!”

by Lolwhatevermydudes November 26, 2021

Big dick saurus rex

A nigga with a big dick

The big dick saurus rex skull fucked Michael Angelo

by Pam Anderson lmao November 28, 2021

Bag of dicks

A person who is so ugly both as a person and as an eyesore that they resemble a bag of the male reproductive organ; also used to describe a man who is unkempt and has bad hygiene.

Dude came over to my house and hadn’t showered in two days! He was looking and acting like a total bag of dicks too! He expected me to cook AND clean for him and he’s a grown man.

by TalentedTongue November 28, 2021

DICK

IT IS BIG AND CHUNKY AND THE SIZE OF 4 METERS
THIS IS THE DESCRIPTION OF ANSH

"YO PIERRE YOU SAW ANSH DICK, IT IS NOTHING COMPARED TO SAMS"

by DLSFAJKLS November 28, 2021

dick

the thing guys pee from yet never clean it cause its “dry” 😂

“i love having a dick cause i don’t have to clean it (even though i just peed from it)”

by venuspenis November 29, 2021

Not destroy dick december

it’s literally not destroy dick december. thats fake

“destroy dick december is fake”
“yeah! it’s Not destroy dick december”

by kittykat<33! November 29, 2021

Dick burrito

The act in which you stick your penis in a tortilla and fill it up with burrito toppings, beans, mole, guacamole, salsa, queso, etc. You than let your partner eat off your penis while you experience the true Mexican lifestyle

Bro #1- bro ima give my girl the dick burrito
Bro #2- no way! You think she can handle the spice

by Sexymexicano69420taco November 29, 2021