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Dead Dick And Chips

Its like saying dead ass but way better and people are much more likely to believe you than the basic "Dead Ass" and the and chips acts as a on god replacement.
Did you get the meat out of the freezer? bro I swear I did like "Dead Dick And Chips mom"
by ZeFleas November 8, 2021
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Gladiator dick

A grower not a show-er. Penis is small and shriveled to protect against battle all day until it’s time to lay pipe, then it’s a meaty 7.5 inches
Dude, I had gladiator dick all day walking through Camden afraid I was gonna get jumped… but once I got home to my girl my dick was majestic as usual
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Dick Fingers

Dirty dick fingers that smell like smegma.
Andrea didn’t wash her hands after playing with Adam’s stinky dick. Her fingers smelt like smegma so we all called her dick fingers.
by Myrtleton November 22, 2024
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Bloody Dick

When fireball cinnamon whiskey is poured and then lathered on your cock to be sucked
I sucked that bloody dick last night bru! Bonerific!
by Kalboy November 7, 2020
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Demon Dick Gremlin

Dawson fucked me so good, he's my Demon Dick Gremlin
by Doodles And Dunk Dunk July 5, 2024
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Dick

A small or large thing on a man. Hopefully large. It is so sexy to all women except lesbians. You can suck it or play with it. Some men even jerk off their own. Some even post them doing it that looks like a fun time. If your husband or boyfriend doesn’t have a big dick then leave them because you need to have the time of your life with their dick. Most importantly you need to have a dick to have sex. So everyone go find a dick and suck it!
Did you see Mark’s dick, it is huge, I wanna ride that. I want to have a threesome with two of those sized dicks!
by Today me May 22, 2022
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