dick waste land

The Kappa Delta House at the University of Tulsa. The place where all dicks go to die. Any male appendage caught in the crevice of a TU KD almost immediately will commit suiside.
Dude KD at TU is such a dick waste land. I just fucked a KD and my dick shriveled up and died."
by PikeTU February 12, 2018
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Dick Stomp

Dick Stomp is a phrase used to describe the sound and actions of a loud stepping upstairs neighbor. The person responsible for the dick stomp is not purposefully causing a ruckus. Instead, they are ignorant to the fact that walking could cause such a commotion. When confronted about the noise, they will claim that they are, 'just walking'.
This morning I was awoken by the dick stomp.
by kwis9 March 28, 2023
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Walking Stick Dick

That unwanted lingering erection when your sex date no-shows after you’ve already taken Viagra.
My bootie call no showed last night after I took a little blue pill giving me major Walking Stick Dick all night long.
by Colt 40 Feinberg March 30, 2021
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munson dick scream

When you force a ghost pepper down your pee slit. The shock to your penis makes it scream like a little bitch
Ken went downstairs and we heard this weird noise coming from down there. We fear he was doing the Munson Dick Scream
by The fun bunch February 27, 2018
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munson dick scream

When you force a ghost pepper down your pee slit. The shock to your penis makes it scream like a little bitch
Ken went downstairs and we heard this weird noise coming from down there. We fear he was doing the Munson Dick Scream
by The fun bunch February 27, 2018
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rifle dick

when you can shoot your load, or anything that matter, really far out of your penis.
'yeah my boyfriend has rifle dick he can come on my face from missionary position'
by sux4cigs August 01, 2017
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Bollywood Dick

When your buddy swaps your luggage for one filled with ripped cum stained towels, but actually turns out to be your dad.
That fucking guy Andrew, I made it all the way home from the airport and he bollywood dicked me. My luggage is full of rocks and cum soaked rags.
by Andahalu Akbar September 27, 2021
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