Dick

A modern tool for modern insults

Dude: Suck my dick
female women: when are you available

by Chubbycheeksdude June 10, 2021

dick-a-fied

When your girl friend is sexually satified.

Girl!!!! I'm feeling so dick-a-fied this morning. My man dicked me down real good last night.

by YouresTruely August 11, 2017

dicked me dumb

Being sexed so good it leaves you retarded and goofy.

Omg he dicked me dumb I'm in love.

by Wolfdaddys own October 28, 2022

dick

thing that dangles beetween your legs can be big or small. in the example below its small

hey jacob. your dick is tiny. i know. LOL

by totaly not Alexis March 22, 2022

Dry Dick December

Dry Dick December or DDD is where you have to keep your dick dry, it can never get wet!

Avoid getting any types of "fluid" on your dick

you can only take a shower once a week

there are exceptions for chirstmas

blow your cock with a hairdryer for 5 minutes every day

Guy: shit! I failed No Nut November!
me: try passing Dry Dick December!

by big man 22211155 November 2, 2022

Dew Dick

When a guy consumes only Mt. Dew, that his semen consists entirely of Mt. Dew.

Mount and DEW me!

"Did you hear she got type 2 diabetes from his Dew Dick?"

by LadyUnicorn.1986 June 18, 2025

dick seek

When a girl looking to fuck in a party.

girl 1: gurl you going out tonight?
girl 2: yeah im going dick seeking in da club

by nigawitagun June 26, 2015