Intestinal tract fucking exploded

When something is so fuckign funny you die inside a little afterwards.

Bro, (insert the funny here)
Holy shit. That was so funny my Intestinal tract fucking exploded.

by :0 :3 February 24, 2024

National fuck an Xbox day

The day where you lose a game of modern warfare 2 and you get have the urge to go fuck your Xbox!

Good morning! It’s National fuck an Xbox day!

by Nationaldays13 August 28, 2023

Fuck-smitten

Feeling doped up after dirty sex.

After he spanked her ass red, he pounded that pussy til she was fuck-smitten.

by Henryharlem October 21, 2020

Tid-Bits of Fucking Knowledge (TBFK)

-Sharing a random fact of information with gusto.

"Did you know that New Zealand and Ireland are the only two countries without snakes?" Tid-Bits of Fucking Knowledge (TBFK) #tbfk

by cheer785 April 2, 2014

<.7.9.7.6.>I Fuck Dead On The Floor<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Fuck Dead On The Floor<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Fuck Dead On The Floor<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025

learn to shut (the fuck) up-institutions

Another (retrograde) definition for educational institutions in the internet age, based on the fact that one has to shut up and listen, and prove or disprove things in the best possible way, as opposed to the internet where everyone can just shout out everything they want or even force themselves on random strangers.
Marked by a contrast of a true understanding of relativism and absolutism as opposed to the internet, where every relative, negligible thing or context is also given full absolute status.

Being too much on the internet makes me long for learn to shut (the fuck) up-institutions.

by felixh November 30, 2016

klutz fuck

When your friends spill coffee or other ditzy klutz like behavior...

Unable to walk across a flat surface, will never learn to walk and chew gum at the same time.

Shonda, your spilling all over and don't even realize it. You klutz fuck!

She can't help it, she's a klutz fuck.

by Giggles87 January 20, 2018