by fosterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr January 11, 2021
Get the shift dickmug. The larger your penis the more bragging rights you have about your size, however, most woman cant handle large dick, therefore less women who will have sex with you. there is a goldilocks zone where both conditions can occur but it is a slim margin.
by please enter your username September 28, 2022
Get the The big dick paradoxmug. A person who is being twaty, they may pretend to be confused simply cause they don’t like what u have said
In response to your friend saying I don’t understand ..don’t be a dick lupus! Or between friends talking about a third party, she’s such a dick lupus
by Beckybeaver June 20, 2021
Get the Dick lupusmug. A floppy dick is an unfortunate symptom that may be acquired when a guy goes without masturbating a very long time. As you go about your day while the penis is in its flaccid state you will feel it pulsating and throbbing, flopping up and down, back and forth, flopping from side to side, flopping against your left thigh and then against your right thigh. And it may still be flopping up and down around everyone you meet and then the mind will start playing games with you telling you that you want to fuck everyone and anyone you meet. Your mind will say things like "see that guy over there? You want to fuck him don't you?" And you'll say, "no I don't!" and the mind will say "then why is your dick flopping up and down?".
by Bill Beef March 2, 2024
Get the floppy dickmug. by h3rb June 10, 2022
Get the nic dickmug. That one guy you know that will whip out his dick for absolutely no reason and act like nothing happened
by Sellout President September 5, 2023
Get the Dick Flingermug. by Kalboy November 7, 2020
Get the Bloody Dickmug.