My dick

13 feet long but actually 20 but I don’t wanna scare anyone

My dick is 13 feet long

by Jennatools July 2, 2022

Bag of dicks

Jeff bezos and Netflix are such for not having lord of the rings or Harry potter collections available.

Bezos really is a bag of dicks. I wanted to watch lord of the rings this weekend. Dick

by Bagod September 26, 2022

Grab dick day

4/22 grab that dick day go grab your bays dick

I'ma grab your dick because its National Grab Dick day

by Sarah haddon April 22, 2019

Dick Beacons

Generally used as a name for really nice breasts. No matter the size. They are so perfect they cause uninvited erections. Sometimes at the worst moments.

Guy 1: Hey man how did the presentation go?
Guy 2:Not good, I couldn't take my eyes off the instructors dick beacons. I couldn't lose the hard on at all. Just did it with a pitched tent.
Guy 1: Awe man now I'm pitching one from you talking about her dick beacons.

by Noremac1981 December 6, 2020

Dick

a) Something I enjoy from time to time
b) genatailiaaaa of a female shit I mean male

c) what hitler is

Last night I sucked shreks big dick

by MILFLOVERUwU September 16, 2021

dick do

When a mans gut gets so big it sticks out further than his dick.

"my gut sticks out more than my dick do"

That dude is so fat he has a dick do.

by hblack81 April 16, 2014

Honey dick

A dick where the forskin exceeds the length and girth of the meat of the penis. This kind of dick resembles a honey stick, and henceforth a “honey dick”.

“Omg! Alexander Platsen has got such a honey dick!”

by Ass-mus February 26, 2021