dirty little devil

sav, blonde hair blue eyes.

hey look at that dirty little devil in the100is

by jolenebb February 18, 2018

Dirty Kinan

When you repeatedly stretch your scrotum until you can tie it in a knot.

I Dirty Kinaned so long last night I was able to make a square knot.

by Lostsheep43 December 27, 2021

Dirty Rikter

When you’re drinking Cristal 1996 on your 200ft yacht while throwing licked lobsters at the surrounding presents in their small daycruisers

When you’re drinking Cristal 1996 on your 200ft yacht while throwing licked lobsters at the surrounding presents in their small daycruisers.. #dirtyrikter

Dirty rikter

by Stompa007 October 12, 2019

Dirty Cobbler

The Dirty Cobbler is a three part culinary experience. Part one (the crumble): The base of the cobbler must be constructed, this may involve a number of techniques dependent on resources available. A female base, requires the base individual to refrain from washing her vagina for 3-5 days in order to build a healthy yet fresh crust, that can be crumbled using fingers – dependent on taste. A male base, involves intentionally reducing effort in wiping one’s anus (2-4 days) in order to leave winnets, these can be hardened in direct contact with sun light – dependent on taste. If time constraints prevail both genders may choose the short option of placing a digestive biscuit (cookie) into a plastic bag and crumbling by hitting it with a rolling pin, penis or penises, before placing this in the orifice of your choice.

Part two (the fruit sauce), the other person must eat 300g of Peaches, Pineapple, or Mango 6-8 hours before, then proceed to ejaculate onto the pre-made cobbler base.

Part Three (dining), The completed cobbler is then eaten by the ejaculator, spoon fed to the base individual, or consumed by an interested third party.

Darling, shall we make a dirty cobbler when the Browns come for dinner this Friday?

Yes what a lovely idea, would you prefer a natural or biscuit base?

by Spit, Helmet Madness & Banana July 4, 2015

Dirty slirs

When you take a girl home an she gobbles your meat sword custard chucker but racially abuses you during

Dude, that girl I took home lastnight was giving me nothing but dirty slirs

by Wasn’t me shaggy ndat October 12, 2023

Dirty Channon

The act of receiving (anal sex) with a (crystal dildo) while being penetrated in (circle position) with a mans tongue, resulting in a squirt fest.

Wow! That guy gave me the real Dirty Channon last night... Crystal Dildo and everything!

by notawineexpert March 31, 2020

Dirty Diaper

A hand in Texas Hold Em which is a two three off suit. Normally it's a pretty bad hand. But it is a sneaky way to upset your friends on the right flop. If executed correctly, it's one that you will remember at your home game for years.

Erik: "Do you remember that time I got you with the Dirty Diaper in 2021?"

Ankur: "Yeah, I think about it every night before I go to bed. I turn on my night light and it makes me feel better"

by Friends Show July 19, 2025