Hung Dick

a Hung dick is a dick penis or cock which is SUUPER big like when i mean SUPER big i mean GIGANTIC and it is super attractive to ladies and can start the amongus sussy baka shit

girl: Honey what kind of dick do you have?

boy: Have a hung dick. wanna fuck?

by BigFatDicklol June 21, 2023

Goon Dick

When you Goon so much your dick starts looking very limp and broken. Added it may also accumulate a nasty mold-like growth.

After weeks of gooning, I started to see signs of Goon Dick.

by the1000thon May 05, 2025

Goon dick

Ignorant ass person

My brother in law is a goon dick son of a bitch.

by pintail75 March 02, 2018

Far dick

When you show off just a little too much to your gf or bf and they get annoyed so they leave you for another asshole

Auughhh Braden is such a far dick I'm leaving him

by Wooloke April 07, 2015

The Portuguese Dick Trap

The Portuguese Dick Trap occurs when a small Portuguese woman called "Justa" seduces a man and she uses her ancient power to tighten around his dick, taking control of his mind and making him a slave until she takes his dick out.

Dude! Tyrone got taken by the Portuguese Dick Trap!

by BeanieBitch October 06, 2020

whittling a wooden dick

to spend large amounts of time by yourself doing questionable ( homosexual) things.

Anybody seen Dale? He's probably in his shed whittling a wooden dick. A secret h-mo? You don't say.

by Jim Ridge March 21, 2023

whittling a wooden dick

to spend large amounts of time by yourself doing questionable ( homosexual) things.

Anybody seen Dale? He's probably in his shed whittling a wooden dick. A secret h-mo? You don't say.

by Jim Ridge March 21, 2023