Dirty Pirate Jesus

When a man is receiving oral, and just before he ejaculates, he pulls his member from her throat(or mouth) and nuts in her eye, similar to an Angry Pirate, but then shouts "May the Power of Christ Compel You!" And does the cross hand motions(head, genitals, left then right shoulders) and hits her with the V8 forehead palm-tap, causing her to stumble and fall backwards.

Janice thought she was about to swallow Tom's huge load, but instead found herself in a staredown with Dirty Pirate Jesus as Tom ran off maniacally giggling about "Exercising Hoe Demons"

by Captain Snackpack January 3, 2024

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Get the Dirty Pirate Jesusmug.

dirty iris

when you take your great aunt off life support to save a little on the electricity bill.

then using that outlet to show off your sweet new microwave you got from Walmart in the clearance section

yeah, unfortunately our christmas budget was so tight this year we had to pull a dirty iris. otherwise we wouldnt be able to go to the equestrian lessons aunt melinda wanted

by Dkskdkrkekdkrkr August 5, 2022

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Dirty Wasena

When your man begins to act up so you give him a quick and swift slap to the ass. The slap is so hard that the “quatoosh”, is so hard it can be heard from the moon.

My man was not acting proper so I gave him the Dirty Wasena

by Shady from youth council May 27, 2023

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