Kentucky Work-Break

Pooping on the toilet, while masturbating at work.

I decided to take a Kentucky Work-Break when I got real horny at work and was short on time, so I rubbed one out while taking a shit.

by Michael Hentz October 31, 2020

Kentucky work break

Masturbating in the porta-john while you're still on the clock.

I got a little horny at work today, so I took a Kentucky work break.

by Henry Davy Ghant October 28, 2020

my hand works great on a snake

A guy with a good masturbating technique.

Hey there Billy, wanna go for some love time? ...my hand works great on a snake.

by DickieMH January 07, 2016

Working out my Guycep

verb

Another fancier, more acceptable way to say that your masturbating

Jeff: What are you doing later Tom?
Tom: Im working out my guycep later.
Jeff: What gym do you go to?
Tom: My computer chair.

by Jay and Day June 02, 2013

splatter work

The exponential worsening of existence based on how God splatters your substance permanently relative to heaven on earth. The gnashing of the soul.

God is going to do some splatter work on the unpardonable sinners to prove a point that 100% evil is so thoroughly encapsulted.

by Hellsprung December 06, 2017

That's not gonna work for me brotha

Taken from legendary pro wrestler Hulk Hogan who would use the phrase to turn down any decision that didn't benefit him. Now used as a way of turning something/anything down emphatically

Boss: Can you stay pass your shift?

You: That's not gonna work for me brotha!

by Professor Sequoia January 01, 2023

dishonest work

Dishonest work equates to ill-gotten gains. Like overcharging an elderly person for something they didn't need in the first place or writing a master's thesis on a non-relevant subject that is useless just because you wasted your life on it.

- "I wrote a master's thesis on this thing called Kancolle"
- "Man that sure is DISHONEST work you did there, why waste your life"

by Stoney_Steve96 May 21, 2019