Top Turkey

n. Imaginary military term for officer in charge or most senior officer

“That is the sorriest Close Order drill I can ever remember, boy!! Who leads this outfit? Who’s Top Turkey around here?”

by Corncakes March 29, 2025

Spanking a turkey

Killing time

Somebody asked her what she was doing, and she said I'm just spanking a turkey

by OWL76 March 29, 2025

Turkey

turkey refers to someone having a large behind/buttocks, this originated from the state of Minnesota from a small high school named (Hiawatha).

“Damn she got a turkey”
"her ass got turkey"
"that's turkey"
or after someone walks past with a big butt you would say "turkey" in any exaggeration that’s needed.

by WORD_GOONER April 23, 2025

Turkey Basting

The act of filling up a Turkey baster with a strangers cum and impregnating your wife with it on thanksgiving.

"I love Turkey basting my wife for the government befits"

"Hey baby can you Turkey baste me tonight?"

by Ordinary description May 12, 2025

Turkey

-To have a big booty or to be packing

“Damn, that’s a lot of turkey”

by Themeatgobbler May 18, 2025

Trump Turkey

a turkey that supports trump and hates democrats. Also has a crippling addiction to alcohol and straight 1900s Sherlock Holmes ahh pipes.

Look at that Trump Turkey!

by Otistube1 May 25, 2025

turkey call

tongue in the butt, as the person farts

I would love to give that bitch a turkey call

by armamilfs April 18, 2024