Turkey

A project or product that is trying to be all things to all people, and in the process has lost its effectiveness. Typically overcomplicated, has too many shareholders, overtime, and over budget.

NASA can't get back to the moon because every new mission is a turkey.

by Soupersonic September 13, 2023

Turkey Jowls

Old Goons with a Saggy Turkey neck

That old goon got turkey jowls

by VileGay September 23, 2023

Two-headed turkey

When a spectator of two people performing fellatio on a double ended dildo, or one of the involved parties themselves, grabs the middle of the dildo and slams it back and forth, forcing the participants to both to make turkey gobbling sounds.

Last night they were going so hard with that double-ended dildo that they were gobblin' like a two-headed turkey.

by EssPea October 2, 2023

Curb Turkey

Slang for a very floppy basset hound that likes basking in the sunlight.

"You know that basset that sits in the neighbor's window? He's such a curb turkey.

by Devilishdeity July 22, 2023

turkey call

tongue in the butt, as the person farts

I would love to give that bitch a turkey call

by armamilfs April 18, 2024

TURKEY

a broke and or low income having person/a very idiotic person saying something random.

JB:”so guess what happened Tim.”
Tim:”what u mad bout something”
JB:”shut up u turkey”

by JB4000 April 28, 2024

Turkey Dildo

A douche canoe who doesn’t respond to mating calls needs to be fucked hard by a turkey dildo.

That bitch hasn’t responded to any of my texts, what a turkey dildo.

by Chimp-Arm May 3, 2024