The Golden Turkey

Similar to getting a turkey, but finishing in a different hole each night.

Bro I completed the Golden Turkey last night.

by Kyleness6969 November 20, 2024

Turkey butt

A dog who is at once lovably clever and a challenge to train or meet obedience expectations.

Owner 1: “How was your walk?”
Owner 2: “Pretty good, but Miles sure is a turkey butt sometimes when he sees a squirrel.”

by Monsieur de Miles November 28, 2020

baste my turkey

Inject me with your sperm

You can baste my turkey anytime

by bb3378 April 16, 2017

Cold Turkey

A bitch ass mf, pussy, coward everything that makes a nigga scary

Bro tht nigga over there cold turkey, he pure bitch. He dont want no smoke

by Akfrm215p June 6, 2023

turkey mince

When no one wants you and you feel worthless.

what am I?! TURKEY MINCE?!

by Bitch_Chan January 22, 2016

The Stuffed Turkey

Typically executed on Thanksgiving, The Stuffed Turkey is when you take the turkey legs off of a turkey and shove one in a girl’s pussy and the other in her asshole, then you have to try to eat them both out without biting her while she chugs gravy

Bro kinda wish I didn’t give my girl donkey chalk before trying The Stuffed Turkey

by Donk Daddy April 29, 2019

Turkey Taint

That one thing on a turkeys neck that looks like a taint.

"Yo did you see that turkey taint bouncing at full compacity???"
"wtf"

by adsfghhnj January 2, 2022