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Real weird flex

A flex which is not awkward like a normal weird flex, but is weird in it's contents while nonetheless impressive.
"I won a game of chess on my phone while using it as a bat to play table tennis (real story) ."
"That's a real weird flex
by Soosmon July 1, 2023
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u real funny

u prb funny ash or u trippin
by junebugfye August 6, 2023
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Keep it real

keeping it real: ‘^ present tense for full of shit - example man walks into friends apartment and says: “ Yo… I’mma keep it real, red doesn’t look good on you.”… then later leaves and hops into his busted ass Toyota Camry.

^^* keeping it real - last used in a cool way in 2012.

^^^* keep it real - to be so full of themselves that they believe their perception is the standard for reality. Be prepared to be blessed with tactless honesty.
“Yo imma keep it real, you sister is fine AF.”
by Rill Recognize Rill December 7, 2023
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Real Tennis Hours

Emma > White

White > Tennis

Tennis > Starbucks
(White girl starter pack)
real tennis hours my bois!
by cypressxyz November 9, 2018
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real deal starting line

(n) the actual beginning of legitimacy, which the status quo prefers to bypass, often while pretending to have its basis established in truth regardless
That reference from the Bible where the Savior in it said you can't be His follower unless you give up all you have is the real deal starting line that the whole religion these days just has no regard for.

I know. Nobody wants to run that race from the real deal starting line like they did back in the day, not calling what had been theirs their own any longer, but instead just sharing their heart, soul, and everything else together as one between them all.
by pardonnez-moi de trébucher January 16, 2023
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The REAL reason

I mean you said you were a lawyer... They already DID lock him up for the crime that he committed. The crime he committed doesn't keep him in prison forever.
Hym "So that can't be the CAUSE of the crime and it's stupid to suggest that it's the cause. That can't be the REAL reason. Have you considered that life outside of prison isn't actually much better than prison and, therefore, is not enough of a deterrent to keep people from stabbing a little girl in the face? Because even a life sentence didn't stop him from stabbing the chick and you are going to lock him up but it's too late. -2. Doesn't matter cause Ben's wife is just going to shit out more Jews. That's 1 fewer black people and 1 less Ukrainian to deal with."
by Hym Iam September 9, 2025
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Real-life Manchild

Any grown man in real life who is emotionally immature.
Donald Trump, Adam Sandler, George W. Bush and Tom Green are a few examples of real-life manchildren.
by CelticEagle February 15, 2019
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