real quick fun

Masturbating or having sex

I cant wait to have real quick fun with kaylee!

by EyIAmCoolGuy3 July 30, 2020

sharks exist in real life

A fun fact told by neil in jaws

Neal:sharks exist in real life
Timmy:wow

by raybeez May 29, 2022

Fortnite in real life

The Fortnite kid's instant realization of not getting a #1 victory royale after killing 100 people, or pretending that mouth wash, laundry detergent, soap, shampoo, or any harmful chemicals are a chug jug and proceed to drink it. Often mistaken with GTA in real life, only difference is how the kid talks. If they mention mats, 90's, or scars, they are most definitely doing a Fortnite in real life.

‘where my victory royale’
-Fortnite kid that preformed a Fortnite in real life

by Harry Tessa Tickle III December 3, 2022

real ballin

Real Ballin: When your girl makes you wear a condom, so you heil Hitler with your dick while inside her so the condom breaks and the kids come out Nazis.

When you get home and you just want to get some real balling on

by Zzzrrr October 1, 2017

a real nigga just entered chat

something you say when you enter a discord general chat

thugshaker500: image of spongebob with the text, "a real nigga just entered chat"
femboylover9: shut the fuck up

by playboicartienjoyer1234 August 7, 2023

The real Funtime bonnie

Its bon-bon dumbass

*Funtime Freddy* HeY, bOn-BoN gO gEt Em! *Bon-Bon* Freddy can you tell them i exist and am The real Funtime bonnie

by Freddy Fastbear May 23, 2022

real rose

A rose by any other name would probably be just as much a goofy kid.

A little girl with little or no life experience, perhaps still living off mommy and or daddy (if he claimed her). Still driving daddy’s Porsche?

a real rose wouldn’t blow so

by J-bird June 11, 2003