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Wood stain

by LighLigh February 24, 2022
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Wood Kiss

A complex sex act that require accuracy, precision, and execution. The male pulls out his wang, which has to be chubbed to some degree, and places it on the edge of the vagina. The woman’s beaver then grinds the veiny pork until all foreskin has been removed from the grinding. There may be some spots left, so having some gritty sandpaper may be better. The peen drill should now be skinless and pink, and the woman blows it.
My girl was so wild last night that she gave me the wood kiss, so I had to go the hospital.
by Buttslopper-oo November 19, 2019
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rusty wood

When you have sex on an active construction site when you’re behind on your tetanus shots
Bro, got Rusty Wood last night. Bro nice...
by Life according to Beau April 25, 2021
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Woods

A leaf of tobacco to roll weed in to make a blunt.

i.e backwoods
Aye, I’ll be right back. I’m bout to go to the store for some woods.
by 722moe January 13, 2023
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matty woods

by 420blazeitcunt February 24, 2017
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lil doink boof wood

The all mighty pumpkin. The pumpkin god of all of the world.
Bro that pumpkin is lil doink boof wood
by Pumpkinlover6969 October 1, 2018
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Wood slut

A slut for wood, loves wood paddle spankings and shlopping all over that rich wood. Especially loves some wood smut.
How much wood could a wood slut slut if a wood slut could slut wood

Dirty little wood slut

Andrew was such a slut for wood. He's a wood slut
by Aaron McKipps January 16, 2024
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