toe tea

The action of dunking toes in tea and having someone slurp it off.

God Joe! I am so thirsty, i could really go for some toe tea.

by aids_boi October 31, 2019

hamel-toe

crotch cleavage, on a woman. Similar to a camel-toe but on a man

that man had on a pair of extra tight jeans showing off his hamel-toe to the world

by kl;kasd fsldslkj lsk dj December 12, 2018

Suck a toe

Adjective: to suck a toe.

To tell someone to suck a toe, is essentially the mash up of “fuck off” and “kiss my ass”, in a much more PG way, and is much more socially acceptable in an environment with slightly less than chill adults.

Guy 1: oh my god, why would you stab my hand with your pencil?!

Guy 2: I’m sorry man, I didn’t see it there.
Guy 1: Jesus dude. Go suck a toe.

by Luna20 October 20, 2023

toe karma

when something good happens to you, then your toe starts to hurt. it's the way the universe evens things out.

person 1- i got a new car, now my toe hurts
person 2- sounds like toe karma

by thatonethere April 11, 2021

Booted Suited 10 Toes to the Curb

To dress up extremely nice when going out.

I went to the club last night booted suited 10 toes to the curb.

by Lil' Ahnotthebees!!! January 22, 2018

Toe

I like putting toe in my mouth when im board

Me: Mum i can i put my toes in your mouth
Mum: *puts me in a van*
Me: Mum what are you doing
Mum: You will see
3 HOURS LATER
Mum: Welcome son to toe gang.
Hear we put toes in out mouths in war against boobie gang
Me: What? What the hell are you talking about? I just wanted your toes in my mouth you are crazy
Mum: My toes boy now you have a choice.
You can join us and for the first time in your life be part of something great or you can go back home go to school and live a normal average life your choice.
Me: Ok i choose toe gang im in
Mum: Good son now come with me you have lots to learn...

by ObamaGaming69SussyAmogus April 19, 2022

Toe Milk

During sex, when you massage her tits with your toes until they squirt

Damn girl that was a fuck ton of toe milk

by Poop eater and toe lover June 27, 2021