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One of the stupidest shows on television currently. Its just another soap opera but at night.
Have you seen The OC?
the oc by all angelic eyes July 6, 2005

chip off the old cock 

1) To have a similar cock to your father/mother.

2) To take an old man's cock, take a knife, and chop off a little piece.
Dad: Well Johnny, you're really a chip off the old cock.

Nurse: Okay Mr. Johnson, we need a chip off the old cock. Pull your pants down.

the octopus 

a bong with 4 rods and 4 drop pipes many quite large in size. made for relaxing and chilling with three mates
tom: yo dog you wan come smoke with the octopus

henry: yeah man ill bring to more people
the octopus by wasteman1066 February 11, 2009

The Ohio State University Buckeyes Football Program 

argueably the best college football program in the big ten (and one of the best in the NCAA). They fairly frequent the big ten championship spot and are rarely ranked outside the top 25 spots. They have several national championship titles under their belt as well as seven heisman trophies from six players (Archie Griffen won two). Their current head coach Jim Tressel plays a conservative style of football deemed Tressel-Ball by most. Their fans pride themselves on being absolutely loyal to their team and being obnoxious toward other teams. In recent years, their rivals the University of Michigan Wolverines haven't even posed a threat.
Person 1: I love The Ohio State University Buckeyes Football Program.

Person 2: Me Too.

Fly in the ointment 

when you are out with a group of friends, this is the guy who always fucks things up. Like when you put antibiotic ointment on a cut and fly gets stuck in it, you say "fuck!"
For example, charlie is a fly in the ointment,

tom: " the guys are getting together tonight, wanna come?"

Charlie: " yea!"

Charlie then shows up with his girlfriend
Fly in the ointment by d-c August 14, 2007

The Ol' Michelin Tire Routine 

The routine is a set of sexual actions performed to enhance intercourse. The routine begins with the female bending backwards and grabbing her ankles or lower legs. She then (with assistance from the male if necessary) rolls forward onto the male's erect phallus. Once the penis is thoroughly mounted the male grabs the still rolled female and proceeds to rotate her 360 degrees on his penis.
Guy1 - "DUDE! How was the date with that yoga teacher last night?"

Guy2 - "Broski, it was awesome! I gave her the Ol' Michelin Tire Routine! It was totally sweet!"