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The Biscuit Conundrum

The calculation or guestimate required to work out just the right amount of alcohol and “vitamin powder” you can stand before having to play Sunday league at 10 in the morning.

Often miscalculated, leading to injuries, vomiting and disappointed teammates.
Richard: “What’s George doing over there?”

Jack: “Trying to work out his prematch limits.”

Andrew: “Oh. The Biscuit Conundrum.”

Daniel: “I hope he gets it right. He’s got a relegation 6 pointer tomorrow morning”
by x427 October 5, 2023
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the biscuits are baking

The baby’s are growing in my stomach
(Usually an inside joke) means to be pregnant
The biscuits are baking in the “oven
by Don’t get _% October 18, 2019
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Limp Biscuit

A group of men in a circle jerk and a Ritz cracker in the middle. The last person who nuts on the cracker has to eat the Limp Biscuit.
Damn bro. I'm sorry. You need to eat the limp biscuit dog.
by Savageman30004728883929 October 24, 2019
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KFC Biscuit

A biscuit that tastes extremely dry and rather bland, reminiscent of that of a biscuit from the fast food chain KFC
Damn bruh this thing dry as f*uck. Tastes like a KFC biscuit.
by skylord0622 December 11, 2020
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biscuit..laverne

Biscuit..laverne is a small Zoe Laverne fan page with around 400 followers at the time. She is probably the least toxic/problematic person you’ll see in the fandom lol
Idk what to say uhh..if you see this hiiii i love your videos!

The only thing i can think of to say is “Hi biscuit..laverne i love you” lol since it makes me type something
by EvilDonutsss December 21, 2020
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Biscuit

The Burry Port/Welsh way of calling someone a pussy
Harri can only do 50kg in the gym,what a fucking biscuit.
David doesn't drink or smoke,what a filthy biscuit.
by biscuitboy233 November 26, 2020
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meaty biscuit

A game of men masturbating over some toast and then the last person who ejaculates eats the toast.
Meaty biscuit: A group of men wackin it over some toast. What else u want?
by Datdefinition November 27, 2020
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