Baby Alex

A Baby Alex is a child model, typically a toddler, featured in department store catalogs. Baby Alexes are known for temper tantrums and will typically grow up to be attorneys or Human Resources managers.

That yelling kid in the monogrammed linen onesies is such a Baby Alex.

by XXXdf June 26, 2019

cornerstone alex turner

a man on drugs with a microphone and a red sweater

i was thinking about cornerstone alex turner

by george washingtonxoxo June 10, 2021

Alex from the boat

The hawtest man out there. Even sexier when he's on a boat in his life jacket with the water misting in his face.

DAUMMMM Alex frm the boat is a hawtyyyyy!!!!
Alex from the boat is cute

by OKURNESSEABJ January 26, 2019

Alex Turner me on

This means Alex Turner turns you on.

This makes Alex Turner me on

by Lily Malfoy Weasley Turner January 24, 2021

smart alex

One who knows an unending amount of information about the topic of sex.

Dude, Frank was lookin' at porn all last night and takin notes so he could become a smart alex.

by Rumple Stilt Legs August 10, 2006

Alex is a fucking nigger

Insult you use for anyone named Alex and is a nigger in the chat.

Everyone go in the comments and type Alex is a fucking nigger

by 42 Hunt Skank February 06, 2017

Alex J Montero

The GREATEST Actor on the planet!!! He is known for his starring role as The Kid Who Only Hit Homers and for doing many professional podcasts. I CANT WAIT TO SEE WHAT HE DOES NEXT!!!

You - He did you see that AWESOME MOVIE THE OTHER DAY?!?!
Friend - THE ONE WITH ALEX J MONTERO??? IT WAS AMAZING!!!

by J MONTERO'S BIGGEST FAN May 18, 2022