by Mcgreuder June 4, 2025

by KoKoTooSaucey December 15, 2017

by yassifiedslayer May 26, 2022

when your bare feet have been collecting all of the debris on the dirty floor. at the end of the day u sit on the bed and rub your feet together to get rid of all of your foot sugar that has been collected from that day.
me: for fuck sakes hayley you forgot to rub your foot sugar before getting in bed
hayley: *rubs sugar in the sheets*
me: you dense arse
hayley: *rubs sugar in the sheets*
me: you dense arse
by assmuncher360 May 4, 2020

A “cool uncle” with a patch of bleached hair. He’s an an occasional base playera d swears too mouth in front of kids.
Oh, Jesse. Yeah. He’s a Sugar Ray Motherfker. He’s stuck in 2001, just bleached his hair... again. He needs to settle down.
by Hernandy December 5, 2020

by Drewsepf November 11, 2022

by Ocfspgirl May 7, 2021
