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ugly stick

if you get beaten with it you will become UGLAY!!
jerry: Ugh! Look at Zoey! Dude, when she was born she got beaten with an ugly stick!
ugly stick by Ottomann October 27, 2008

spic stick 

A mop, broom, or other similar cleaning utensil
Hey Maria, go grab the fucking spic stick and clean this shit up!

...Can't beat that with a stick!

If you go shopping and get a really, really good price on something, this is another way to say it.
Hey, I went to the store yesterday and got a brand new 42 inch flat screen T.V. for $100....can't beat that with a stick!!

Fuck stick 

1. The frozen bologna pole, penis, cyclops, one eyed bandit, winkie, the dolphin, purple-helmeted warrior of love, skin flute, cock, pecker

2. Something used as a substitute for a dildo (IE a length of encased pepperoni, a broom handle, a shower head, a popsicle)

3. A man whose only purpose for a woman is to serve her physical needs (she doesn't care what he has to say or what he looks like; he is solely good in bed and is only there to please her).
1. Lick the snotty end of my fuck stick!

2. The lonely horny girl used a tennis racquet to "serve" as her fuck stick.

3. I can't break up with Joe! He may be a stupid, homely, jobless alcoholic but he's a great fuck stick!
Fuck stick by Becki February 12, 2005

Butt cheek on a stick 

1.A terrible pain you cannot handle

2.exclamation like “fuck” “shit” or “ dry cunt”
Mothertrucker dude!, that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick
*has sex* butt cheek on a stick!

Wooing Stick 

a dick that has the power to mesmerize a woman.
Once she got a look at my wooing stick it was all she could do to contain herself.
Wooing Stick by Therealsquirrel October 10, 2008