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War Man Christmas Special

When a married man starts to think up ridiculous ideas in November to seduce their wife/girlfriend into having over-the-top urban dictionary definition style sex by Christmas. The thought being that if they buy their wife something festive like a Wine Advent Calendar or Sexy Mrs. Clause pajamas they will be rewarded with an opportunity to perform the “Kentucky Tractor Puller” or the more festive “Bob Sledding” acts.
Guy 1: Dude, I bought my wife a bottle of Rosé with Rudolph on it! I’ll bet she’s going to finally let me try the “Flying Camel” for Christmas!

Guy 2: No doubt, the “War Man Christmas Special” always works!
by Mr Mist3r November 5, 2022
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Dime piece special

by Tiffany R. Cribbs December 16, 2003
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decatur fool special

The decatur fool special...u take a peach but it in half and remove the pit. You hitting a fool from the back with each half of the peach on each ass cheek. Now u can't get a pre ejaculate early on this one because she MUST NUT. when she nuts u gotta make sure she nuts on one half of the peach. U nut on the other half. Put both halfs together and feed it to the fool. Its also called the decatur fool's peach
Q:" Man I gave this girl the decatur fool special last night"

O:"I tried it w/ my girl but she said she prefers plums"
by luurch10 June 26, 2009
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Special Agent Fox Mulder

A character from The X-Files(1993-2002).
A paraniod F.B.I. agent who solves crimes dealing with the paranormal or the unexplained with an attractive partner Agent Dana Scully. He has no life and likes to stick pencils to the ceiling.
1) Agent Fox Mulder is one of the most unique characters ever made.
2) Wow, you did a Mulder. ( Meaning you stuck pencils to the ceiling).
by Sarah May 21, 2004
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Edwin Smokey Top Special

When someone uses their butthole to suck in smoke from a joint, then farts the hybrid poo/weed fumes into someones face and gets high. Created and perfected by the Edwin Day.
Let's hotbox Johnny's bathroom and give each other Edwin Smokey Top Specials!
by big_gulps September 23, 2009
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Special Constable

(UK) Like a Policeman, but retarded, Hence the designation of 'special'
1: Dude, check out the downer in uniform

Woah, its a Special Constable
by UberPcso July 28, 2011
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Special kind of stupid

someone who have the innate ability to be daft beyond comprehension.

Someone who can be 99% correct however falls at the final hurdle.
"i know some someone how can get you it, legitly.....it's Legitimately....same thing....your a special kind of stupid"
by Jiggarooo September 19, 2015
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