The act of using one’s own shirt or clothing in bed to clean, or “scoop,” the load following a session of presomnial masturbation so that he can fall asleep without having to ruin his comfortability by having to find another means of disposal.
When I’m in the mood for a quick tug before bed, I always do a scoop and sleep because I’m too lazy to look for tissues.
by anonymous July 29, 2022
Get the Scoop and Sleep mug.When you get better at something because you slept on it, probably because your brain worked through some issues you were having but you were too tired/stressed to realize it at the time.
"I couldn't beat a medium difficulty Rock Band track, so I got a sleep buff and handled it just fine on the first try the next day."
by randomacct128497124981 December 27, 2023
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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025
Get the Did We Sleep Together At Anytime.?!. mug.The act of masturbating while naked to the point of an orgasm then not cleaning up afterwards to fall asleep quickly.
by AverageWhiteGuy2319 May 25, 2023
Get the Forbidden Sleep Technique mug.Fetus sleeping is when you condense your body into the smallest amount of surface area you can get until you look like a mature fetus when you wake up.
Guy 2 : you've been fetus sleeping haven't you?
Guy 1 : what's that?
Guy 2 : it's when your body looks like a fetus when you wake up because you curled up into a ball at night before actually ever properly sleeping.
Guy 1 : what's that?
Guy 2 : it's when your body looks like a fetus when you wake up because you curled up into a ball at night before actually ever properly sleeping.
by DefiDef July 19, 2016
Get the Fetus Sleeping mug.Sleeping is programmers' self-reward at the end of the day, as they typically don't catch enough sleep whilst typing and debugging lines of code.
After hours of coding and debugging, sleeping is the only reward programmers give themselves at the end of the day—finally catching up on that lost ZZZs!
by Emotional Cruiser October 30, 2025
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