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Cocktail Sausage Syndrome

cocktail sausage syndrome (CSS) is the shrinkage of the penis after cocaine consumption , resulting in a cocktail sausage sized, shriveled Willy.

CSS is caused by a process called "vascoconstriction" . This narrows blood vessels in such places as the penis and other areas. The ability to urinate cannot be affected or caused by CSS but rather, the vasopressin hormone released from the cocaine . This affects the kidneys water retention rate.
That sniff is strong, I've cocktail sausage syndrome.
by Preacher59 December 15, 2018
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Veggie Sausage

by sc393976 December 18, 2018
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Snowy Sausage

The act of snorting cocaine off ones dick
Man. Rebecca was wild last night. She hit my snowy sausage til she passed out!
by Jameson_Halen_W December 28, 2018
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the sausage king

A high school head teacher who lures children into their office to shove frankfurters up their assholes. They call this being “plumed”.
Have you seen The Sausage King recently? I heard he killed Gee with his pork!
by Sausagekinglover<3 February 10, 2019
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Tim Sausage

a sexy mf cookin up some good ass fuckin sausages on the grill whilst drinking them cold ones
"tim sausage be straight fuckin F I R E dawg"
by timmy and his fire sausages March 18, 2019
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Schlitterbahn Sausage

When you wrap your mattress in a giant plastic tarp or cover, slather it with bodily fluids and feces, then slide across it like a Slip 'N' Slide.
Susan and I are going to stay in tonight and have a Schlitterbahn Sausage party.
by Slivel June 10, 2019
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Street Sausage

street sausage is :
1) a sausage such as a hot dog or hot sausage found in the street from a vendor or from the ground

2)male genitalia that is often whorish in nature and would be better off on the streets
3) an insult which is used when no other insult seems suiting
Example 1: Friend 1: Wow that street sausage was amazing, I hope that rat drops some more tomorrow!
Friend 2: Not sure which street sausage you were eating but that vendor was selling some mad street sausage
Example 2: Girl Friend: Wow Carly, Ted's so gross, he may as well have a street sausage
Example 3: You ain't nothing more than a street sausage!
by StolenCreation July 9, 2019
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