1. When a surfer has the runs/explosive diarrhea and is waiting for the next set (of waves) too far from the beach to make it to a bathroom and "let's it go" while sitting on his or her board
2. A sex act where two wangs or sex toys are simultaneously inserted into a butt at angles so they come together in a point past the sphincter and the two wieners or dildos outline the shape of the front of a surfboard
2. A sex act where two wangs or sex toys are simultaneously inserted into a butt at angles so they come together in a point past the sphincter and the two wieners or dildos outline the shape of the front of a surfboard
Brodie was super embarrassed when he went back out too soon after eating Indian food and ended up with a rusty (surf)board.
I heard you and your buddy ran a rusty surfboard on your girl the other day. She must be super chill.
I heard you and your buddy ran a rusty surfboard on your girl the other day. She must be super chill.
by DerHoffMan April 10, 2016
by ARandomPornhubUser May 25, 2018
Someone who has a twitter account called @RustNailCumMojo and is an absolute based chad who is one of the best people to chat with
by JoelIsAJoke January 16, 2021
A crazy ass serial killer who lives in a green truck. If you talk to him on the trucker radio he'll hunt you down and kill you.
Girl- OMG, it's rusty nail!!!
by ▪♡SogGynuRGeT♡▪ August 11, 2020
what happens when you leave a nail in salt water... did you think it was a sex thing... people these days
by johnmononononononono August 14, 2018
by Finnzapoo November 11, 2020
After starting in traditional doggy style, you grab her arms by the elbow and pull back. Then to her surprise, you quickly pull out and slam it in her back door while holding her elbows tight, so her arms are hanging like a T-Rex as she lets out a wail like a prehistoric beast.
After watching Jurassic Park, Tim was inspired and pulled a new on his partner Lacy, hitting her with the rusty dinosaur and turning Lacy into a make-shift T-rex. RAWR!