to the moon

1. (dated) Somewhere far away.
2 (crypto/stocks) A stock which is rapidly increasing in value.

1. Where did Juan go? To the moon.
2 Dude! Nokia stock just went too the moon!

by RideThatCymbal November 11, 2021

The Moon

let's face it: we all know the moon's a hologram

Some guy with a tin-foil hat: hey, did you know that the moon landing was fake? also, the moon's a hologram.

by Nukes.io February 15, 2020

The moon

Just because it’s cheese, doesn’t mean you should eat it. It expired a long time ago.

Cause of death: ate the moon after expiration date.

by coveted seed September 14, 2022

Moon Gooning

Becoming one with nature itself by masturbating as you look up the moonlight and taking in the scenery

Doo: Me and the boys out here Moon Gooning with the Sounding Fathers.
yumi: You need a license for Moon Gooning with your local Tribe Leader.

by The Horny December 1, 2023

Luigi's Mansion 2, Dark Moon

ok so in the tent luigis old tv turns on and the old guy kidnaps him because the purple moon boke because of king boo now luigi has to get all the pieces on his way he meets anoyying dog caled polterpop and has to save anoyying toads gets raped by some boss, then agian, agian, he got rid of his humping addiction now he opens things and uh.. at the end he fights haunted armour then king boo, king boo dies agan then luigi saves mario and the moon.

Luigi's Mansion 2, Dark Moon Is a great game btw I just copied that off of another guy *credits to him btw*

by lovemario4486 June 28, 2023

Maga Moon

A significant day in history on 11/08/2022 where a pending extreme election landslide for American republicans referred to as a red wave, where a rare event called the blood moon has occured, that is conincidantally the same time as the witching hour (3am). A blood moon signals the falling of a king where power is given to the people, a Republican form of government, hence the Republicans taking power.

This is no ordinary blood moon, but the MAGA moon

by countchokcula November 7, 2022

Paper Moon

When somebody moons you while sporting a little TP tail

Ahhh gross, I just got paper mooned!

by For Rill Rill March 17, 2020