Jack-off

Noun: A person, either male or female, who wastes a car salesperson's time when that salesperson could be doing something either more constructive or entertaining. Used as the strongest epithet for a non-buyer in the retail automotive industry.

"Would you believe that fucking Jack-off had Johnny test drive him in three cars then left without so much as a writeup!!" Also, "Beat it, you Jack-off!" Frequently shortened to "Jack", such as "What a Jack!"

by daxwes September 19, 2009

off the heezy

off the hook (i.e. cool; slammin')

Yo, that shiznay is off the heezy fo' sheezy!

by shizzlemynizzle May 25, 2003

sawed-offs

pants that fall between the ankle and knee in length; essentially capri pants for men, made to sound more manly.

guy 1: dude, are you seriously wearing capri pants?
guy 2: psh, no, capris are for women. these are sawed-offs.

by i invented shizam August 11, 2010

whacked off

to get high.

they got totally whacked off last night

by veggiebeef March 17, 2009

off the nut

when something is just crazy and otherwordly. something so different and prepostrous that it deserves the title of "Off the Nut".
a phrase commonly used by Leo!!!!

person 1- have you seen Hangover
Person 2- that movie is off the nut

by ronnie1234 November 6, 2010

I-Off

Similar to a book off, where someone would ignore the person sittting next to them by reading a book, but in this case the person would put their headphones in and listen to their i-Pod instead. This is usually done when the person sitting next to them is annoying them, etc.

Connor was annoying me on the bus, so i gave him the I-Off

by hozz12 April 23, 2009

off the biscuit

saying something that you have just made up in your head (free freestyling)

i wrote none of this sh**
i strictly come off the biscuit
blowin' your district

by joeshabaaz September 6, 2008