Zachary (or anyone named Zadie)

Terrible
Wears dresses that are too short
Doesn't know how to spell

It is fun to body slam Zachary (or anyone named Zadie) whenever possible.

by hamp-tong March 23, 2022

Name

Names are essentially utterances meant for addressing people even

For indicatorial purposes,
usually inculcated at time of birth.

Verb; illustrative ends:
Electful indicatorial descriptions elevated to imply of a noun or groups as to who or what it or they are like unto characteristicly.

Thou shall call his name Jesus for he shall save his people from their sins

by Alex.Roundabout March 25, 2022

My name is...

Walter Hartwell White, I live at 308 negra arroyo lane albequerque New Mexico 87104, I have recently smuggled methanphetamine from across the United States. I have a drug problem consisting of where I FAP to my daughter's selfies, I also have attachment issues with my wife so I hot glued my penis inside her. I also broke into your house and stole your wallet, I also broke into your child's bedroom and proceeded to then masturbate to his 'sextapes' he makes on his Nintendo 3DS at 12 am. All while twerking on his nose, I also broke into Alcatraz and fucked a dead corpse, which was actually a corroded stripping pole in Handurez, speaking of Mexico, I have shipped your wife to Argentina, where she will get a BDSM session for exactly 48 hours straight.

My name is... big fat mama llama.

by ☆★Midas★☆ March 27, 2022

Templar (name)

Templar is the type of person who would come to your aid right away if you fell but as soon as you recovered she’d be pissing of laughter. She is a real team player and brushes off failures just as quickly as characters brush off the fake dust from their shoulders. With her around you will never get bored as she is a sexy ass girl with a sexy ass body, with a great butt. She sure knows how to make music even if her voice is worse than a fork scraping across a plate. Treat her well or you gonna die because lets be honest, Templar might be shy at first but she sure knows how to get people to back her.

Guy no.1: Hey, is that Templar over there?
Guy no.2: Of course, she is laughing at the poor dude
Guy no.1: The one who just fell?
Guy no.2: duh, ofc!

Templar (name) just cause there was none as the name all were about knights and stuff.

by TemplarNOTknight123 November 4, 2021

[last name]thirty

last namethirty is a time when any particular individual shows up to work. Might be 9am. Might be 9:30am. Depends on a number of factors and the individual (i.e. border, traffic, weather, illness, bad burrito, etc.).

Employee 1: Where's last name at? What time is he coming in?
Employee 2: I don't know.. maybe last namethirty? He texted last night and mentioned something about having some bad Mexican food at this new place... might be a bad burrito slowing him down...

by Kap21 November 12, 2021

horny all the time where is tobys name but only for cookies

Toby is always horny, he needs to stop, you cant fuck a goddamn cookie, you stupid fuck. Vampire cookie's energy doesn't mean you can have intercourse with said delicacy.

Me: *being normal*
Toby: HOLY SHIT I WANNA FUCK A COOKIE
Me: WTF
Toby: WHAT KIND OF ENERGY DOES DOG COOKIE GIVE OFF, OMG RIGHT I WANNA FUCK IT.
Me: *searches up "horny all the time where is tobys name but only for cookies" on urban dictionary*
Picture of toby comes up
Me: stop

by GenderBendr November 12, 2021

someone named satin

Someone with the name Satin.

Satin. Someone named satin and often called fabric by his/her friends and family

by anonymous November 15, 2021