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Internet

A place where anyone can state when the world is going to end, where the automatic images are of trump and Hilary, and where people express opinions they are uncomfortable with in real life because it would cause a malstrom of hate an yelling and anger that can only be enjoyed through a screen where no one has the ability to punch you.
Person 1: I've heard from the internet that the world is ending tomorrow... :)

Person 2: I thought that the world ended last week?
by Duh_psycho May 28, 2018
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Internet Stain

An annoying, eyesoar of a post that literally pertains to absolutely no one and serves no purpose.
Did you see Hannah’s facebook post? What an internet stain! No one cares about her kid’s 4th grade graduation. That bitch.
by Resolve Internet Stains April 19, 2018
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Internet

How the fuck do you not know what the internet is. How are you so fucking stupid.
James: My aunt doesn't know what the internet is.
Kevin: Is she fucking retarded?
by CheekClapper6934 December 1, 2018
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Internet

Person 1; Hey what do you do for a living?
Person 2; The internet.
by door man who eats doors April 15, 2021
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Excessive Internet Coinage Syndrome (EICS)

N.: A made-up syndrome describing one who creates new non-standard usages on the internet, in the hopes that it will a: be fresh, cool, funny, or all of the above; or b: find its way into common usage.
A: See this definition.

B: "What idiot would coin a patently bogus medical term? He obviously suffers from Excessive Internet Coinage Syndrome (EICS)."
by deficiency_of_damn June 19, 2011
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Interneting

Video chatting, messaging, or in any way contacting someone over the internet.
Can you internet Tom?
I was interneting with Sam last night.
by sksbkfbsabfklasbka March 11, 2013
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Internet harpy

A person, usually a woman who solicits for sexual services on the internet, usually over mainstream messaging sites such as Facebook and SnapChat
dern internet harpy again! Third time this month
by Legitaussie 🇦🇺 December 12, 2021
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