deez nuts

Yeah Something came in the mail today. What deez nuts ha got em
by Amiibo March 01, 2017
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The Nut House

The absolute most awesome group of crazy women to be found anywhere on the worldwide web! If you don't know who we are, it's because you're not cool enough to be one of us.
Fuck The Nest! The Nut House is way cooler, bishes!
by A Man. Duh. January 10, 2012
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Wonder Nut

Blowing a load of jizz so copious and thick that you (and your partner if engaged in coital acts) are in complete wonder and amazement as to how that amount of cum could possibly have been blown from your nuts.
She was giving me sloppy top like never before. She had my toes curled when all the sudden I dropped a wonder nut. With Dick in mouth, her cheeks puffed, her eyes watered and she tried to swallow but it just kept pumping. She was gagging like a baby eating carrots and it was running down her chin.
by Dick Onchin November 19, 2020
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Wonder Nut

Blowing a load of jizz so copious and thick that you (and your partner if engaged in coital acts) are in complete wonder and amazement as to how that amount of cum could possibly have been blown from your nuts.
She was giving me sloppy top like never before. She had my toes curled when all the sudden I dropped a wonder nut. With Dick in mouth, her cheeks puffed, her eyes watered and she tried to swallow but it just kept pumping. She was gagging like a baby eating carrots and it was running down her chin.
by Dick Onchin November 19, 2020
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Nutting Roulette

When your girlfriend takes birth control and you nut inside of her. Similar to Russian Roulette but with sex.
My friend bet me $100 that I wouldn't play nutting roulette with my girlfriend.
by Certified Downy March 14, 2017
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popping nuts

1.When a male squeezes his testicles so hard it pops, this act is usually done because of stress

2.Another way of saying ejaculation.
Damn Jarrett, You must be so stressed because you are popping nuts!
by Fishy Goldenstein March 07, 2014
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