Wonder Nut

Blowing a load of jizz so copious and thick that you (and your partner if engaged in coital acts) are in complete wonder and amazement as to how that amount of cum could possibly have been blown from your nuts.

She was giving me sloppy top like never before. She had my toes curled when all the sudden I dropped a wonder nut. With Dick in mouth, her cheeks puffed, her eyes watered and she tried to swallow but it just kept pumping. She was gagging like a baby eating carrots and it was running down her chin.

by Dick Onchin November 18, 2020

dribble nut

A man who gets piss on the front of him when pissing, usually caused by the lack of proper shaking.

"Dude, what did you do, forget to unzip it first, you stupid dribble nut."

by TCW00dy March 16, 2004

Up-nuts

A slang term used to define women's breasts. Usually big ones which stand out and grab the attention of all guys as if they were checking out other guy's packages in a locker room.

Emily: "I'm going to punch you in your up-nuts."
Ashley: "Go ahead, they're still bigger than yours."

by 3rikasan March 22, 2012

Fairies nuts

A word play on the term "fair enough" to indicate general nonchalance or being meh about a conversation or opinion posed.

Dude 1: Mate, I hated that movie. Such a waste of money.
Dude 2: Fairies nuts, mate.

by firebyte April 17, 2011

Strut Nut

Whilst a person is walking, possibly in a hurry, a slower person, perhaps larger in size(fat), is walking in front of them and is blocking any passing opportunity for the walker in behind. This can prove to be very frustrating and often the walker in behind passes the slow one in front and for a brief moment they are awkwardly walking side by side.

Sandy: I was walking to Mark's house yesterday when some fat bitch was holding me up so I decided to pass her.

Shaun: Oh yeah, that bitch was such a strut nut!

by PeSeEpE May 22, 2009

Jimmy Nut

Is a male frontal wedgie.

Matt Rice had a serious jimmy nut in school.

by Matt Denis Rice September 14, 2009

Nut in a rut

When you ejaculate into a stalk of celery to give to your significant other enjoy as a healthy zero calorie snack (due to the fact that celery has negative calories)

Hey you hungry? I just made some nut in a rut

by Ants on a log May 15, 2019