fuck cold 

1. ridiculously cold, even for the inhabitants of a certain place
2. so cold that the only way to survive the coldsnap is to find the closest available person to fuck, just for the sake of keeping warm

1. ohio can get fuck cold at any time between october and april
2. no man that wasn't gay, it was just fuck cold so that doesn't count...

fuck cold by eriCartman December 28, 2007

Italian Cold Head 

To bitch slap someone upside the head with a frozen pizza.

person 1: "Never wanted to bitch slap my kid upside the head with a frozen pizza as bad as I did that day."

person 2: "Do you mean you wanted to 'italian cold head' your kid?"

Italian Cold Head by imagine dragon dietz spheres March 24, 2022

pour cold water on 

to dampen or put an end to something

The police tried to pour cold water on the party until they found they were only drinking root beer.

pour cold water on by The Return of Light Joker November 4, 2009

Stone Cold Inferno 

The name given to one who rapes children locked in a freezer for over 4 hours, while the extreme cold of said freezer extinguishes the fire in the inferno. This may also be preformed using multiple alaskan snow dragons for extended pleasure. Is VERY NIIICE.

Yo, bitch. I did an alaskan snow dragon with Stone Cold Inferno last night. It was hot. And cold. At the same time. I loved it.

Stone Cold Inferno by iFuck January 2, 2009

I'm just cold 

This Means the person does not wan't to show their scars from self harming them selves

Girl 1 "hey why are u wearing long sleeves in the summer"
Girl 2 "#I'm just cold "
Girl 1 "oh ok that's weird"
Girl 2 hurts inside

I'm just cold by EMOKID2020 December 17, 2020

catch my cold 

another version of “catch my drift” but whiter

i’ll be seeing you later if you catch my cold

catch my cold by lickety splity January 31, 2019

Funky Cold Medina 

The funky cold medina is a mixture of urine, feces, peanut butter and sour milk. According to Ricardo Gomes (an inmate on the show 'Lockup'), this 'sinister concoction' is used to throw on a victim as a punishment of sorts.

"My brother stole a couple of fries from me when I went to the bathroom. The next day I hit him with a Funky Cold Medina. He won't be stealing from me again."

Funky Cold Medina by Popped Culture April 6, 2017