Christian

A boy who eats cat shit out of his best friends litter box

Did you hear that christian ate Lisa Lisa’s shit?

by shahsaa November 25, 2021

christian

a handsome guy with a beautiful smile that light up a room a laugh that makes you happy and eyes like no one else it so hard not to fall in love with him

have you ever fallen in love ? if so with who ? i feel in love and its been the best feeling ever thank you christian for making everyday a better day then the day before i love you christian <3

by blueheart_ rivas 17 February 2, 2022

Christian Pulisic

The greatest U.S. national team player in history who has the distinction of being labeled a foreign terrorist in Mexico for destroying their little national team every single game

Are you even surprised Christian Pulisic scored yet another game-winning golazo against Pexico? It's just too common now.

by ENoscatt January 6, 2024

Christian

big
bulging
bulky
chunky
heavy
hefty
inflated
large
meaty
obese
plump
well-fed
blimp
bovine
broad
bull
butterball
distended
gross
husky
lard
roly-poly
solid
stout
swollen
beefy
brawny
burly
corpulent
dumpy
elephantine
fleshy
gargantuan
heavyset
jelly-belly
oversize
paunchy
plumpish
ponderous
porcine
portly
potbellied
pudgy
rotund
thickset
weighty
whalelike

"wow that guy is Christian as fuck"

by spunchboblover12 February 17, 2023

Schrödinger’s Christian

A person who claims to be christian, but the second you ask them if they're christian they get all offended and don't know what you're talking about.

Jordan Peterson is a Schrödinger’s Christian

by SpinX22 June 1, 2025

Christian

He’s a hoe

Christian is a hoe

by Sethywerhy556 June 20, 2022

christian

best man 2 ever exist. christian is the best ever, period. hes just so perfect and hes sooo soosososososososso pretty. he has the prettiest blue eyes and the nicest hair on a guy and his jaw is perfection. christian is one of the guys who u can love with all of ur heart foreverrrr. even when i get old and we dont talk anymore ill still know why i decided to love christian over all the other boys or girls i couldve chosen. christian if ur reading this, it’s ah’nyah, ur biggest fan!!! lmao luv u so so much<3

christian is the cutest guy 2 walk the earth :)

by ahnyaah October 16, 2022